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Im am a young man who goes by the name of Jeramia o,Shea. I was walking down the road

the other day when suddenly, a massive fuckin spaceship flew over head. Then a beam came down in front of me and began to lift a woman up into the sky. This beam was extreamly strong because this was without douth one of the fattest women i have ever seen.

Reported Sighting? Yes
Reported To: Police